I attempted a speedrun and failed miserably with a hilarious twist.
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View entertainment →Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Tried a speedrun, but turned it into a marathon—turns out, my controller was on vacation.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Tried a speedrun; ended up in a slow stroll—my character even stopped for a virtual coffee break!
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Attempted a speedrun, tripped on level one—turns out my controller was connected to the neighbor's TV.
Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

You attempted a speedrun but ended up breaking the world record for slowest completion. #Oops #SpeedrunFail #WorldRecord
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Gamer's Speedrun Ends in Epic Fail as Cat Unplugs Console at World Record Pace.
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Speedrunning: Where my game ended faster than my patience!"