entertainment / streaming binges

I argued about the ending with myself in the kitchen

I avoided spoilers like a ninja with Wi‑Fi

I binged until the ‘Are you still watching?’ intervention

I bonded with characters and my couch equally

I finished the series and felt emotionally unemployed

I guessed the plot twist and still gasped politely

I paused to make popcorn and lost an hour somehow

I promised one episode and accidentally learned the theme song

I promised to go outside tomorrow and meant it probably

I read the recap and still asked ‘who’s that again?’

I recommended the show like I directed it

I returned to real life slowly and carefully

I rewatched my favorite scene like a ritual

I skipped the intro like a seasoned professional

I started episode one again like a sentimental scientist

I turned captions on to lower the volume of my guilt

I turned on a comfort show that understands me

I watched the finale and searched for a support group

I watched with subtitles and caught extra feelings

I wore pajamas that say ‘I have plans’