I planned an epic gaming marathon but fell asleep before it started.
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Local Gamer Sets New World Record for Fastest Nap Before Marathon.
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"Dream big, nap bigger."
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Planned an epic gaming marathon, but my dreams started playing first.
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Scheduled an epic gaming marathon but snoozed before the start; guess my sleep stats won this round. #GamerFail #SleepWins #EpicNap
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"Scheduled a legendary gaming marathon, but my ZZZs hit the start button first."
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Even the best-laid game plans can hit snooze.