I walked into the meeting ready but quickly lost my train of thought.
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View entertainment →Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Fortune cookie says: "You came in as a bull, but your thoughts bear-ly stayed." #BrainFreeze #FinanceFails #MeetingMadness
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Prepared Executive Loses Thought Express, Delays Mental Arrival.
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Confidence boarded the train; focus missed the stop."
Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Ready for the meeting, but my thoughts took the express train elsewhere.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Walked into the meeting with a mind full of stocks, but my thoughts derailed faster than a market crash. #FinanceFails #Oops #BrainFreeze
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Walked into the meeting all prepared—only to get derailed by the express line to Confusion Central."
