I named my savings account something inspiring and slightly threatening
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View entertainment →Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
I call my savings account "Break Glass in Case of Adulting"—it keeps me inspired and slightly terrified. #FinanceGoals #Savings #Adulting
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"My savings account is named 'Don't Make Me Unleash the Kraken.'"
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Your savings account, "Retirement or Bust," is saving you more than just money.
Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Local Employee Names Savings Account 'Early Retirement or Else,' Sends Boss Into Panic."
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Meet my savings: 'Retirement or Else.'" #FinancialGoals #SavingsMotivation #DreamBig
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I named my savings account "Retirement Revenge"—motivation with a dash of menace.
