Understanding capital gains taxes took more time than I anticipated.
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View entertainment →Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Local Genius Discovers Capital Gains Tax: 'Only Took Me a Lifetime!'"
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"Understanding capital gains taxes: because the only thing that grows slower than interest is my patience. #TaxTime #FinanceFunnies #PatienceRequired"
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Understanding capital gains taxes? I lost more time than a bear market!
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Capital gains taxes: where your profits and patience both get taxed.
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"When I thought 'capital gains' was a new TV show, but it's actually a plot twist in my tax return."
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"Patience pays dividends in the tax maze. #FinanceFun #TaxTime #CapitalGains"
