I cooked pasta until it remembered kindergarten
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View entertainment →Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I cooked pasta until it remembered kindergarten and forgot how to stand on its own.
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"I cooked pasta until it was old enough to reminisce about snack time."
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Your pasta has reached peak nostalgia. #PastaNostalgia #CulinaryTimeTravel #CookingMagic
Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Breaking: Local Chef Boils Pasta Back to Childhood, Noodles Regress to Crayon-Eating Stage.
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Cooked pasta so long, it started reminiscing about its noodle origins."
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I cooked pasta until it had flashbacks to its al dente days in kindergarten.
