I cut onions and started a heartfelt monologue
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Breaking: Local Employee's Onion Chopping Incident Sparks Unexpected Oscar-Worthy Performance in Kitchen.
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"When life gives you onions, embrace the tears and call it a cooking show audition."
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Chopping onions led to tears and an unexpected TED Talk, starring me.
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Chopping onions: the only time my tears have a supporting cast. #CookingDrama #KitchenLife #OnionTears
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"I cut onions and suddenly I'm Shakespeare in the kitchen."
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Tears of an onion reveal the drama queen within.
