I spent an hour in the store and forgot the main ingredient again.
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View entertainment →Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Even the best chefs sometimes need a second trip—shop on!" #CookingAdventures #ForgetfulChef #GroceryFails
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Just spent an hour in the store only to remember that forgetting the main ingredient is my signature dish.
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Spent an hour in the store, came back with everything but the point.
Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Spent an hour shopping, forgot the main ingredient: the true recipe for déjà vu."
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

An hour lost, ingredient forgotten—dinner is now a mystery meal. #Oops #CookingFail #GroceryAmnesia
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Local Shopper's Epic Quest Ends in Defeat: Main Ingredient Eludes Capture Yet Again!"