I promised myself to run today but hit snooze on my alarm instead.
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View entertainment →Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

I pledged to run today but my alarm's snooze button was too persuasive.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

The only marathon I ran today was a race against the snooze button.
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Today's run was sponsored by my alarm clock's snooze button."
Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

You promised to run, but your bed is your real marathon. #FitnessGoals #SnoozeWins #MorningStruggles
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Local Hero Vows to Run, Opts for Olympic-Level Snooze Button Endurance Instead."
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Even a snooze deserves applause; tomorrow, lace up and sprint past pause."