I counted sheep that unionized for better hours
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View entertainment →Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

Tried counting sheep, but they unionized for better hours—now I can't sleep! #Insomnia #LaborRights #SheepStrike
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I counted sheep, but they unionized for better hours. Now I'm negotiating with insomnia.
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Even sheep need rest; dream big and negotiate your dreams.
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Breaking: Insomniac's Sheep Unionize, Demand Overtime Pay for Night Shifts!
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"Counting sheep on strike? Sleep's got a new negotiation tactic. #DreamUnion #SleepRevolution #CountingSheep"
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I counted sheep that unionized for better hours; now they only work from dusk till dawn.