I tried various sleep aids, but nothing seemed to work for me.
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View entertainment →Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

You will find sleep when you stop counting sheep and start counting sheep psychologists. #SleepQuest #SheepTherapy #Restless
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"Insomniac Testifies: Sleep Aids Fail to Aid Sleep!"
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Counting sheep failed, but counting blessings worked like a charm.
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Counting sheep might need a new accountant; sleep aids aren't passing the audit.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

My sleep aids are just bedtime stories that don't have happy endings. #Insomnia #SleepStruggles #MomKnowsBest
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"Turns out the best sleep aid is my alarm clock—never fails to knock me out when I need to wake up."