- I breathed in for four and exhaled a small essay
I breathed in for four and exhaled a small essay
- I counted sheep that unionized for better hours
I counted sheep that unionized for better hours
- I declared tonight the night sleep finally remembers me
I declared tonight the night sleep finally remembers me
- I did gentle stretches that woke up my curiosity
I did gentle stretches that woke up my curiosity
- I dreamed about sleeping and woke up impressed
I dreamed about sleeping and woke up impressed
- I flipped my pillow like it held the secret settings
I flipped my pillow like it held the secret settings
- I journaled my thoughts until they waved back
I journaled my thoughts until they waved back
- I listened to rain sounds that reminded me of deadlines
I listened to rain sounds that reminded me of deadlines
- I made tea I forgot to drink
I made tea I forgot to drink
- I negotiated with my brain to stop replaying the day
I negotiated with my brain to stop replaying the day
- I promised myself a nap like a plot twist
I promised myself a nap like a plot twist
- I scrolled sleep tips until the sun submitted evidence
I scrolled sleep tips until the sun submitted evidence
- I set a bedtime alarm that I respectfully ignored
I set a bedtime alarm that I respectfully ignored
- I tracked my sleep and graphed my overthinking
I tracked my sleep and graphed my overthinking
- I tried chamomile and achieved pleasant wakefulness
I tried chamomile and achieved pleasant wakefulness
- I tried lavender and smelled like bedtime optimism
I tried lavender and smelled like bedtime optimism
- I turned off screens and stared at the ceiling in HD
I turned off screens and stared at the ceiling in HD
- I watched the sunrise with mixed reviews
I watched the sunrise with mixed reviews
- I woke up before my alarm out of spite
I woke up before my alarm out of spite
- I wore an eye mask that turned into a thinking cap
I wore an eye mask that turned into a thinking cap