I made a wish that sounded suspiciously like a to‑do list
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View entertainment →Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I wished upon a star, and it handed me a to-do list instead.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I made a wish today, but it sounded a lot like a to-do list titled "Make Mom Smile."
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Wished for success, got a chore chart instead."
Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Your wish will come true, but only if you check it off first. #WishfulThinking #ToDoOrNotToDo #FortuneFunny
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Dreamer Discovers Wish List Alarmingly Resembles Monday's Agenda.
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Turns out, my wish for success was just my to-do list in disguise."
