I mistakenly thought the DMV would open early on Saturdays.
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View entertainment →Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Your patience will be tested by the DMV's weekend slumber.
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Optimist Discovers DMV's Saturday Hours Remain Unchanged Since Time Immemorial.
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Lesson learned: Patience is key, even at the DMV. #SaturdaySurprise #LifeLessons #PatienceWins"
Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Thought the DMV would be my Saturday sunrise, but it seems they're not early birds!
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Thought the DMV opened early today, but turns out the only thing open was my enthusiasm.
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Thought the DMV opened early on Saturdays, so I dressed up for disappointment."
