I spent hours at the DMV, only to leave without my new license.
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View entertainment →Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Hours at the DMV: a masterclass in patience, a fail in productivity.
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Patience is a virtue, but the DMV tests it beyond measure.
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"Local Hero Survives Epic DMV Saga, Emerges Empty-Handed Yet Unbroken."
Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Endurance: mastering patience at the DMV marathon. #StayStrong #Perseverance #Adulting"
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Spent hours at the DMV and left without a license—just living my best life in the slow lane.
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Spent hours at the DMV, only to leave with a degree in patience and no license.