I took a day off work only to miss my DMV appointment entirely.
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View entertainment →Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Took a day off for the DMV, only to discover my true talent: missing appointments.
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
You skipped work only to miss the DMV—today's fortune: irony in motion.
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Hero Takes Day Off Work, Heroically Avoids DMV Appointment Altogether.
Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Skipped work, missed DMV—mastering the art of unproductivity. #Oops #LifeLessons #TimeManagement"
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Took a day off work to skip my DMV appointment—turns out my time management skills are as real as unicorns.
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Took a day off work just to expertly dodge my DMV appointment—productivity at its finest!
