I promised to handle the decorations and ended up with a mess.
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View entertainment →Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I promised to handle the decorations and ended up with a masterpiece of chaos.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Promised mom I'd nail the decorations; ended up nailing my thumb instead. #DIYFail #MomSavesTheDay #DecorDisaster
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"When I said I'd handle the decorations, I clearly meant 'decorate in chaos chic.'"
Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
You will discover that glitter is forever when you promise to decorate.
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Hero Pledges to Decorate, Accidentally Invents New Style: "Mess Chic" Takes Over.
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Masterpiece or mayhem, I call it creative chaos. #DecorFail #Oops #NextTime"
