I found a dust bunny the size of a small dog under the couch today.
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Discovered a dust bunny under the couch today that could apply for a pet license.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Found a dust bunny under the couch today that could audition for a role in a petting zoo.
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Just adopted a dust bunny the size of a terrier—finally, a pet that doesn't need feeding!
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Beware of under-couch creatures; they might demand a leash. #DustBunny #HomeSafari #CleaningAdventures
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Local Resident Discovers Dust Bunny Rivaling Chihuahua Under Couch, Declares Vacuuming Emergency.
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"Today's dust bunny is tomorrow's clean slate."