I promised to clean the bathroom, but my phone distracted me.
Create your own phrases
Generate custom messages and download matching social cards.
Explore by Category
View entertainment →Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I meant to clean the bathroom, but my phone convinced me that scrolling was a more pressing chore.
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"I was all set to clean the bathroom, but my phone lured me into its digital abyss."
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
You promised to clean, but your phone had a more sparkling idea. #Distractions #Procrastination #Oops
Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Local Employee Promises Pristine Bathroom, Delivers Pristine Instagram Feed Instead."
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Bathroom cleaning plan: 1% cleaner, 99% scrolling!"
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
The bathroom's still a mess; my phone's allure was simply too great.
