I started the laundry only to realize I had no detergent left.
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Started the laundry, realized I'm just giving my clothes a rinse cycle. #LaundryFail #DetergentDilemma #Oops
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Started the laundry marathon, forgot the starting pistol—detergent.
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Today’s lesson: Sometimes, loads of love require a little more soap.
Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Breaking News: Local Laundry Enthusiast Discovers Revolutionary New Detergent-Free Cycle!
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"When life gives you dirty laundry, remember: water has feelings too. #LaundryFails #MomLife #DetergentDrama"
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Initiated laundry mission; realized I was leading a detergent-free expedition.