I thought I was done vacuuming, but the pet hair tells another story.
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View entertainment →Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Vacuuming complete... said no pet owner ever."
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Just when you think the vacuum's won, pet hair proves it's just begun.
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Resident Declares Victory Over Vacuuming, Pet Hair Remains Unconvinced.
Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Life's not spotless, but persistence beats pet hair! #FurReal #CleaningWarrior #PetLife"
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I just finished vacuuming, but my floor's pet hair museum has other plans.
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Just when I thought my vacuuming saga was over, the pet hair staged a comeback tour.
