I washed the dishes and somehow created more in the process again.
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I washed the dishes, and somehow, like magic, they multiplied.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Cleaned the dishes, yet somehow conjured a dirty dozen again—my magic trick nobody asked for!
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Breaking news: I washed the dishes, and they're multiplying like rabbits.
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Your dishwashing skills are like rabbits: multiplying! #KitchenChaos #DishDilemma #CleanConundrum
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Local Man Breaks Physics: Washing Dishes Multiplies Them Mysteriously.
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"Every dish washed is a step toward mastering the art of multiplying chores!"