I washed the throw pillows and they shrank to half their size.

"Boss's throw pillows defy physics, now perfect for dollhouses after unexpected shrinkage!"

"Throw pillows: now half the size, twice the character!"

Dear friends, I have successfully transformed my throw pillows into pocket-sized versions of themselves.

Washed the throw pillows, now they're the size of my regrets. #LaundryFails #Shrinkage #HomeDecorDisaster

When your throw pillows decide to pursue a career as decorative coasters.

Even your pillows believe in shrinking to greatness.