I discovered my neighbor's cat had taken up permanent residence here.
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View entertainment →Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
BREAKING: Local Man Shocked to Find Neighborhood Cat Declares His Home as Feline Embassy.
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"When life gives you a neighbor's cat, embrace the purr-sistence." #CatSquatter #HomeIsWhereTheCatIs #FelineFreeLoader
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Dear friends, it appears my home has been annexed by the neighbor's feline—diplomatic talks are ongoing.
Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Looks like I've been adopted by my neighbor's cat; my house is now its summer home.
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I seem to have adopted a cat without ever signing the paperwork.
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Unexpected guest: your home now doubles as a feline B&B. #CatSquatter #NewRoommate #PurrmanentResident
