My neighbor borrowed my lawnmower and returned it covered in mud.
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When my neighbor borrowed my lawnmower, I didn't realize "return in original condition" meant "fresh from a mud spa." #LawnDrama #NeighborlyLove #MudMower
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"When your neighbor borrows your lawnmower, but they return it looking like it went mud wrestling."
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When your neighbor shares mud, they're really sharing memories.
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"Local Hero Returns Lawn Mower, Now with Custom Mud Coating—Perfect for That Rustic Look!"
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Lawnmower's mud makeover: a dirty job well borrowed. #LawnDrama #NeighborlyLove #MudMakeover
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My neighbor's return policy includes mud as a complimentary service with my lawnmower.