I declared no sweets and then bribed with half a cookie
Create your own phrases
Generate custom messages and download matching social cards.
Explore by Category
View entertainment →Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I swore off sweets, but half a cookie bribed me back into temptation's arms.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Declared a sweet ban, then bribed Mom with half a cookie—self-control's best ally!
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Declared a sweet ban, then bartered peace with half a cookie—consistency is my middle name.
Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
A cookie's whisper: "Promises crumble, like my half." #SweetSurrender #CookieLogic #Betrayal
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Self-Proclaimed Dessert Abstainer Succumbs to Temptation, Barters Integrity for Half a Cookie.
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"When willpower meets cookie power, the cookie wins."
