I promised ‘five more minutes’ and time became theoretical
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View entertainment →Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

I pledged ‘five more minutes,’ but time decided to explore quantum theory.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

Promised mom ‘five more minutes’—now we're living in a time warp. #MomLove #TimeIsRelative #ForeverYoung
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"When I said 'five more minutes,' I meant in geological time."
Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"Five more minutes?" Time laughed and hit snooze.
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Local Procrastinator Claims 'Five More Minutes' Now Considered a Quantum Unit of Time.
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Five more minutes: where dreams and deadlines blur. #TimeWarp #Procrastination #InfiniteLoop"