I promised myself no procrastination, but the TV was too tempting.
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View entertainment →Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"I vowed no procrastination, but the TV offered a masterclass in distraction."
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"Resolved to work hard, but the TV stole the show."
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"Local Student Declares War on Procrastination, Surrenders to Netflix in Record Time."
Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Procrastination whispers, but the remote shouts louder. #FocusFuel #MindOverMatter #StayStrong"
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"I swore off procrastination, but the TV just gave a masterclass in persuasion."
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"I promised myself no procrastination, but the TV remote had other plans."