I forgot my audience was there and spoke only to my notes.
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View entertainment →Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"When your notes are more captivating than your audience."
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

You addressed the paper like it was the only one listening. #Oops #PublicSpeaking #NotesNapper
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"Speaker Mistakes Notes for Audience, Delivers Riveting Monologue to Paper."
Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

"Remember: Notes don't applaud, but audiences do!"
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) 

Sure, who needs an audience when your notes are such great listeners?
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

Just realized I gave a heartfelt TED Talk to my notes while everyone else enjoyed the silent film. #PublicSpeaking #Oops #StageFright