sports / game day

I accepted defeat with dramatic dignity

I analyzed the pregame like a friendly conspiracy

I blamed the ref and my posture equally

I celebrated early and learned a lesson late

I checked the standings like weather

I clapped for good sportsmanship and snacks

I declared ‘this is our year’ with seasonal confidence

I high‑fived the air and scared the cat

I lost my voice and found my passion

I made snacks that require fourth‑quarter stamina

I negotiated with the sports gods mid‑timeout

I paced the living room like a sideline legend

I penciled in the parade just in case

I promised to be chill and absolutely wasn’t

I put on my lucky jersey and statistical hope

I refreshed the score app like a nervous DJ

I replayed the best moment until the neighbors knew

I shouted advice the players graciously ignored

I watched the replay more than the live play

I wore team colors like a personality