I timed my bathroom break perfectly to miss an announcement
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View entertainment →Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Employee Masters Art of Timing, Misses Crucial Announcement During Bathroom Break.
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Strategic Rest: I dodged the announcement like a pro!"
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Mastered the art of perfect timing: managed to miss the announcement during my bathroom break.
Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Nailed my bathroom break timing—missed the only announcement of the trip! #TravelFails #PerfectTiming #Oops
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Nailed the art of dodging announcements: strategic bathroom breaks for the win!
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Your bathroom break: the key to blissful ignorance.
