I aimed for efficiency but ended up complicating simple tasks.
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View entertainment →Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Employee Sets New Record in Turning Easy Tasks into Olympic-Level Puzzles, Efficiency Applauded!
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Because why streamline when you can over-engineer?" #EfficiencyExpert #Overthinker #MomLogic
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Tried to streamline my workflow; now even my shortcuts need directions!
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Tried to streamline my workflow, now even my coffee break has a process manual.
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"When you try to streamline but end up with a flowchart for making coffee."
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
In pursuit of efficiency, simplicity was the casualty. #ProductivityParadox #KeepItSimple #WorkSmart
