I focused on minor tasks and neglected the bigger goals of the week.
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View entertainment →Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

You will soon realize the art of perfecting procrastination.
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Man Perfects Coffee Brewing Technique, Forgets Major Project Deadline in Stunning Display of Procrastination."
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Lost in the details, forgot the destination. #Focus #BigPicture #Goals"
Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

I got lost in the details and missed the big picture this week.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"I spent the week rearranging deck chairs instead of steering the ship, Mom."
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Who needs major achievements when you can master the art of rearranging paperclips?"