I tried a new recipe but my cookies turned out flat and sad.
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Flat cookies, but rising resilience.
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Excited to announce my cookies just auditioned for the role of pancakes."
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Tried a new recipe; now my cookies double as frisbees. #BakingFail #FlatCookies #SendHelp
Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Attempted culinary innovation; achieved pancake impersonation."
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Flat cookies today, but sweet wisdom tomorrow.
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Baker's Ambition Flattens: New Cookie Recipe Crumbles Under Pressure.
