work / onboarding

I asked for help and ended up giving a demo of my confusion.

I attended orientation but forgot to take notes on important policies.

I discovered the office coffee machine was broken on my second day.

I engaged in a team-building exercise but felt like an outsider.

I filled out forms and realized I had no idea where to send them.

I introduced myself confidently, only to forget my own job title.

I joined the new team meeting and felt completely lost in the jargon.

I joined the virtual onboarding session, but my camera wouldn’t work.

I learned about company culture and wondered how I fit into it.

I logged into the onboarding portal and couldn't find the materials.

I met my mentor and instantly forgot the advice they gave me.

I participated in a team icebreaker and felt more awkward than usual.

I read the employee handbook and still had questions about benefits.

I received a welcome kit, but it contained items I didn’t understand.

I received feedback on my onboarding and realized I misunderstood it.

I rushed to complete my onboarding tasks and missed a few steps.

I set goals during my onboarding and now feel unsure about them.

I set up my workspace, but nothing was where I expected it to be.

I spent hours filling out forms only to realize I missed a page.

I tried to connect with my team and ended up talking to the wall.

I was excited for my first day and accidentally wore my pajamas.

I watched the training videos and felt overwhelmed by the details.