I attended orientation but forgot to take notes on important policies.
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View entertainment →Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Attended orientation, but my memory took a break when it came to jotting down crucial policies.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Attended orientation, forgot the notes—guess I'll be winging it and calling Mom for the master class in life advice!
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Attended orientation: mastered the art of nodding without absorbing a single policy.
Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
You will soon master the art of winging it at work. #Newbie #Oops #OfficeLife
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"New Employee Attends Orientation, Perfects Art of Forgetting: Important Policies Vanish Into Thin Air"
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Forgot the rules? Time to make your own!"
